We've got that Double feeling
(To the tune of `You've lost that loving feeling')

We've got that Double feeling
Oohh, that Double feeling
We've got that Double feeling                                      
'Cos it's on, on, on...

Gooner Christmas Carol
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way,
Santa is a Gooner,
And at Highbury today, Oh!


Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to see,
Tottenham lose away!


Arsenal chant

One nil to the Arsenal
(etc.)

Arsene Wenger's magic

Arsene Wenger's magic
He wears a magic hat
And when he saw the double
He said I'm having that
Ooooooo
(repeat)

Arsenal chant

We'll win, 'cos we're Arsenal

Nicolas Anelka

La, la, la, la, la, la An el ka
La, la, la, la, la, la An el ka
La, la, la, la, la, la An el ka
LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA An el ka

Emmanuel Petit (pre World Cup)

He's blond, he's quick
His name's a porno flick
Emmanuel, Emmanuel

Emmanuel Petit (post World Cup)

He's quick, he's blond
He won the Coup du Monde
Emmanuel, Emmanuel

She wore a yellow ribbon

She wore, she wore, she wore a yellow ribbon
She wore a yellow ribbon
In the merry month of May
And when I asked her why she wore that ribbon
She said it's for the Arsenal
And we're going to Wem ber lee
Wem ber lee Wem ber lee
We're the famous Ar se nal
And we're going to Wem ber lee

Boring, boring Arsenal!
(Sung by the North Bank when Arsenal are winning comprehensively)

We've got a foreskin more than you
(To the tune of `Shell be coming round the mountain)

We'll be running round Wembley with our willies hanging out
We'll be running round Wembley with our willies hanging out
We'll be running round Wembley
Running round Wembley
Running round Wembley with our willies hanging out

Singing we've got a foreskin more than you
We've got a foreskin more than you
We've got a foreskin
We've got a foreskin
We've got a foreskin more than you

Sheringham chants

Oooooo, Teddy, Teddy
He went to Man United
And he won fuck all

You'll win fuck all again
Sheringham, Sheringham

One man and his dog

One man went to laugh, went to laugh at Chelsea
One man and his dog (Spot), went to laugh at Chelsea

(repeat up to ten men)

Patrick Vieira

He comes from Senegal
He plays for Arsenal
Vieira, o o o o oh Vieira (etc.)

Arsenal chant

Hark now, hear the Arsenal sing
The Tottenham run away
And we will fight forever more
Because of Boxing Day

Thierry Henry
Went down the Lane,
The other night,
To tell the scum,
We got the new Ian Wright,

They said to me,
How can that be?
I said to them,
We got Thierry Henry,

Thierry Henry... Thierry Henry... Thierry Henry... Thierry Henry!
Thierry Henry... Thierry Henry... Thierry Henry... Thierry Henry!
 

Patrick Vieira

Vieira, whoa-oh-oh,
Vieira, whoa-oh-oh,
He's so f**kin' tall,
He should play basketball.

Dennis Bergkamp
There's only one Dennis Bergkamp,
There's only one Dennis Bergkamp,
Walking along,
Singing this song,
Walking in a Bergkamp Wonderland

The w*nky Tottenham Hotspur
The w*nky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
The w*nky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
The w*nky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
And this is what he said: F*CK OFF
 

Mrs Beckham
Posh Spice is a slapper,
She wears a wonderbra,
And when she's shagging Beckham,
She thinks of Ray Parlour!